McCain to Obama: Suspend the Elections

A McCain campaign spokesperson had the following statement on wanting to suspend the elections:

"We are formally asking the Obama campaign if it is OK to get Bush to temporarily suspend the elections.

It will just be until John McCain is ready to start a running a real campaign.

At first we thought rigor mortis was setting in, but it turned out to be his doe in the headlights look from the recent economic news. He had it so bad Palin nearly shot him. Did we mention McCain was a POW?"

McCain may as well raise the white flag and surrender now. He is already trying to duck debating the serious issues at the first signs of difficulties. What a wimp.