3/21/08

McCain Biography Royally Flushed by Facts


So much for the royal bloodlines of "McCain the Bruce":
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) doesn’t have royal blood.

Publishers of McCain’s book, Hard Call, say that the senator is “related to the Scottish king, Robert the Bruce, on his mother’s side,” but “genealogists and medieval historian” tasked to investigate the link say it’s not so, calling it “wonderful fiction” and “baloney”.

Much like his campaign.
WEEEEEEE! Flush!

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