Shorter Bolton: "Israel Should Act Dumber Than USA"

Everyone's favorite pet neocon, Whiskers the wacko walrus, does a craptacular job spewing pure persian bushit while simultaneously balancing bush's recently NIE-neutered warmongering balls on his nose:
"One can say with some assurance that in the next year the use of force by the United States is highly unlikely," Bolton told AFP on the sidelines of the Herzliya conference on the balance of Israel's national security.

"That increases the pressure on Israel in that period of time... if it feels Iran is on the verge of acquiring that capability, it brings the decision point home to use force," he said.
"ARF! ARF! ARF!""Bushies balls are this BIG!"

Unfortunately for the world, you get "more war" cheerleading from undisclosed Israeli sourcing:
Reacting to Bolton, a “senior Israeli security official” told Agence France-Presse that “one should listen very closely to what Bolton has to say.”
But Israel would have to be as dumb as a box of republican rocks to listen to Bolton's barking at the moon. And America ain't joining you in your three ring circus of propaganda, illegal wars and repeated stupidity:
During his trip to Israel this week for the the Herzliya Conference, Bolton has ratcheted up his criticisms of the report, saying on Sunday that the “illegitimate politicization” of the NIE was “a quasi-coup by the intelligence services.”
An amazing amount of projection there, as anyone in their right mind considers the NIE a cutting off at the knees of the coup by the neoconservative warmongering idiots like Bolton and the illegitimate and extremely politicized bush government.

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