If you are a fan of Goodbye Cruel World (GBCW) diaries you can't do much better than reading RedState founder Thomas Crown's rambling masterpiece where he tells the GOP presidential contenders to 'go Cheney themselves' and also insults many of our friends.
Actually, BooMan... It gets even better when you read his diary from the day before where he rants on why their GOP candidates (and their party) is in pitiful shape:
"And the horses you all rode in on, one at a time, then rotate.Tell us how you really feel about how the "Great and Failed Republican Experiment" got you to where you are now? No... We know you won't admit that part, but that is the horse you all rode in on, then rotate.
You all have no idea how long I've wanted to write this. For the reasons set forth in my next diary, I can, and am; but I've been saving this up for a while. Pardon the spleen.
Dear Senators Thompson and McCain; Governors Romney and Huckabee; and Mayor Giuliani: You all suck.
Read on to see why. Or don't; I figure only two of you are smart enough to care why a conservative, Mass-going Catholic would personally drive the buggy to take you all to Hell.
Before I go any further, to any outraged supporters of any of these candidates: Toss it. So many of you have spent so much time shilling for your preferred choices, you've lost track of first principles. I have no time for far too many of you, and those of you with the brainpower to actually merit notice have picked the wrong company in which to travel."