2/23/07

Help Wanted: Prestigious Senate Career Opportunity

A prestigious opportunity for career advancement in the Senate:


The Democratic party is in search of a new Chairman (or chairwoman/chairperson)  for the Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs. Moderate Senators need only apply.(1)


The Chairman's responsibilities and Jurisdictions will include real oversight concerning failures of the Bush administration in providing security to our nation during times of war, illegal invasions, ongoing occupations, and natural disasters, as well as overseeing the bloated budget and operations of the largest branch of government ever to be created in the US governments' history through legislation authored under the Republican controlled Senate and House,  and signed by the Republican pResident of the time.


Your main and immidiate responsibilities will include holding the needed hearings, directing sub-commitees and legislation needed to avoid repeating the previous disasters, corrupt practices, and failures that will be found with the propper direction and oversight of a NON-PARTISAN and ethical Senate leader.


Send all applications to Senator Harry Reid(2)


(1)Minorities such as moderate Republicans having no ties to far-right-wing radical organizations like the Neoconservative movement, the American Enterprise Instute, The Heritage Foundation, Energy Corporations, or the Bush administrations most recent policy proposals that are doomed to failure, are encouraged to apply to  Senator Harry Reid for any consideration concerning this soon to be available position.


(2)Note to applicants: Please mark the subject of the Email as "Homeland Security" and refer to this x-posted Blog diary in the opening paragragh of the application. You will be contacted shortly before I post an "I told you so!" diary covering the flawed positons, election statement lies, and propaganda of the far-right-wing radical Neoconservative Joe Lieberman.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Joe Lieberman is near fully metastasized. We have caught him before it is too late, but not nearly soon enough to avoid some of the nasty side-affects.

Given his cozy relationship with Big Pharma, those who rely on his particular brand of douchebaggery can rest assured that most Americans will be unable to afford the costly chemotherapy, immunotherapy, and medications that will be needed to excise this cancer on the American political conscience.

Maybe our Democratic Congress has been smoking a bit too much. Given that they should have jettisoned Lieberman over a decade ago, I doubt that it was tobacco that was clogging their bongs.

fuzzyturtle said...

Maybe our Democratic Congress has been smoking a bit too much.

Havent you heard? Per Pelosi... no smoking in the House!

see : http://tinyurl.com/yq38t5

Connecticut Man1 said...

LOL! :D

Connecticut Man1 said...

The previous comment was brought to you by the Connecticut For Lieberman party in conjunction with the Connecticut Republican party and Bong Hits For Jesus.

All comments and inquiries concerning the previous comment should be forwarded to Senator Joe Lieberman (R- CT).