Cindy McCain Busted With Another Man?

We laugh... You decide:

"I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey

The wealthy blonde heiress and her secret pal have been spotted together around her hometown of Phoenix, Arizona over the past several years, say sources.

All I can say is BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[update] According to the HuffPo:

A reader notes that this story is particularly dubious because Cindy McCain was on a trip to Kosovo at the time of the festival where the photos were supposedly taken.

One grainy photo accompanies the online article -- more are promised in the print edition.

I'll wait and see if they are rope-a-doping Cindy McCain like they did with John Edwards... Releasing really crappy proof at fist and then waiting for denials before printing the real thing.